A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.
this makes me so happy
do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay
I keep thinking the nostrils are the eyes and it makes me laugh
As a Steve Miller Band fan, this tweet is awesome, fucking lol’d.
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!There are minors present
i hate you so much
What if you were really excited to hear your online friend’s voice for the first time and you finally pick up the phone and it turns out they’re voiced by Vic Mignogna