vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

Anonymous asked: I was just on your blog and like a week ago someone said you're anti-sj. if you're anti-sj, what are you pro? (this is a legitimate question).

theheartmaid:

snucy:

senpaibowie:

the-pietriarchy:

Anti-sj is kind of a term that sounds more extreme than it is and probably also doesn’t cover what most anti-sj blogs or people that agree with it are about. 

We’re not anti social justice, or against help and equality or anything like that. We’re anti the aggressive counterproductive “pseudo helping” attitude that sometimes runs rampant on tumblr under the guise of social justice. It just became kind of easy to call the people against that anti-sj and most blogs ran with it.

So for the record, I’m not against social justice itself, I’m against the toxic and stupid tumblr brand. Let’s see if I can find a few examples real quick.

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Or that time that people running a blog all about how white people food is shit and stupid accidentally made fun of asian food on there and quickly apologized because you can’t insult asian food it was only garbage if it was white.

Or that time death treats were sent towards a innocent tumblr blogger who posted a photo of herself in a kimono because she was “culturally appropriating” despite if being a gift from her host family abroad.

Or that time that there was a news report about the death of a white 9 year old boy over racial bullying and people responded with “cry more white tears”

Or every single time when someone claims to be offended and it’s used as a excuse to bully or threaten everyone who opposes them. And then saying that you are silencing and tone policing if people object to hostile bullying behavior. 

Or absolutely annihilating anyone over something offensive they’ve said in the past and deeming people problematic and trash because god nobody ever makes a mistake or says something wrong ever in their lives, right?

Basically the toxic attitude that isn’t helping anyone and has driven people away from good causes. No room for debate, questioning things isn’t allowed. Hiding behind social justice as a shield of immunity in general and abusing that. Seeking problems behind everything and using it as an excuse for abuse, aggression, restricting and bullying.

That is what I am against.

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THNK THANK YOUT HSNKY OU THANK YOUF THANK TYOUT GFUCK TUMBRLA DN TIS STUPID SJWS THIS IS REAL JUSTICE THANK YOU

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

iamaregeneration:

joycenogueira:

h3adphonez:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

dustinmathisen:

missisjoker:

This girl should get an award!

Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP.

That’s not a woman, that’s a transformer.

What how.

iamaregeneration:

joycenogueira:

h3adphonez:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

dustinmathisen:

missisjoker:

This girl should get an award!

Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP.

That’s not a woman, that’s a transformer.

What how.

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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viralgenesis:

leoplause:

rhythmew:

lazydaybear:

chineseshell:

wulphire:

shinkuroitensei:

kaibas-pants:

somethingraptored:

Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

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johncougar:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

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